Saturday, June 9, 2012

Actual Conversation from 6/9/2012

Three: Hey, I'm going to change the tail light so we stop getting pulled over by cops!

Me: Wait wait wait! I want to give you a kiss before you go out there. Because ... a perilous WASPy ... place? And I may never see you again?

[start to kiss his cheek when I notice his entire face is dripping]

Me: The fuck? Why is your face wet?

Three: I rinsed it because it was oily.

Me: And you didn't think to just, you know, dry it off?

Three: It will dry eventually.

Me: ... Okay.
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