Me: Honey, why do you have a smiley face drawn on your arm?
Me: You have a smiley face drawn on your arm.
Three: Oh, because I was making fun of Don.
Three: He likes to show off his tattoos because he's intimidated by my arms*, so I decided to use a Sharpie to draw a smiley face.
Three: It was really funny. The guys all laughed.
Me: ... I'm sure they did. How long will that take to wear off?
Three: I dunno. A few days?
* His arms are pretty epic and were a definite deciding factor on whether or not I would like to procreate with him.