Friday, February 1, 2013

I'm inspired, guys. INSPIRED, I TELL YOU.

The trend-setting NRA has published a list of their enemies, or basically anyone that has ever said, "You know what? I don't think everyone should have access to an automatic assault rifle." Despite the fact that this is the sort of thing you'd expect on the back cover of an angsty sixth grader's notebook, I'm sure that this will start a wildfire of copycat Enemy List makers.

So I'm going to get ahead of the curve and do my own:

  1. NRA (obvs)
  2. KKK
  3. Westboro Baptist Church
  4. My current landlord who stole our car
  5. That bitch Lauren who called me fat in middle school
  6. Chevy Chase
  7. Clowns

I don't have even close to 506 anythings, so I guess I'll have to try harder to find people who have done me wrong.
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